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113-5, Feature

Spooning in the Stacks: Investigating PDA at Nobles

Clare Struzziery, Staff Writer February 14, 2024 With Valentine’s Day upon us, Nobles students are more aware than ever of the couples in their midst. As new relationships bloom and others continue strong, some bold students aren’t afraid to express their affection at school. Sad singles walk with their heads down through the Henderson Arts Center or the library stacks, hoping to save themselves from … Continue reading Spooning in the Stacks: Investigating PDA at Nobles

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A Survival Guide to a Lonely Valentine’s Day

Kate McLaughlin, Staff Writer February 14, 2024 Being single can hit hard this time of year. Deprived of chocolate hearts and rose bouquets, nobody wants to spend Valentine’s Day alone. Still, singles can survive the holiday’s isolation with these tips and tricks.  Singles don’t need chocolate hearts to cure their missing halves this Valentine’s Day. Admire this guide alongside Dr. Hall’s complimentary rose, and have … Continue reading A Survival Guide to a Lonely Valentine’s Day

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113-5, Student Life

Together Forever or Off Campus Fling: Do’s and Don’ts of Dating on EXCEL Trips

Owen Harrington, Staff Writer February 14, 2024 From the top of the Eiffel Tower to the base of the Alps, EXCEL trips can take you to some of the most romantic locations across the globe. Whether traveling with classmates you know well or peers you’re just getting to meet, these trips can be a great time to make the move you’ve been waiting for. Be … Continue reading Together Forever or Off Campus Fling: Do’s and Don’ts of Dating on EXCEL Trips

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How to Properly Beg Your Ex to Give Back the Insanely Expensive Collectors Edition Porsche 911 LEGO Set That You Got Them Last Valentine’s Day 

Sienna Robertson, Staff Writer February 14, 2024 A common issue during Valentine’s Day is the inability to get those gifts back from someone you THOUGHT was the one, but you just weren’t meant to be for each other. More specifically, they ended up ripping your heart out and eventually tossed it out of their car window, causing it to shatter into pieces… almost like LEGOs. … Continue reading How to Properly Beg Your Ex to Give Back the Insanely Expensive Collectors Edition Porsche 911 LEGO Set That You Got Them Last Valentine’s Day 

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Thirsty for Love: A Love Potion for Your Valentine’s Day

Eli Schotland, Staff Writer February 14, 2024 Love is difficult. We’ve all been there. Anyone who claims never to have struggled with the pangs of unrequited love is lying. Weep no further! The Nobleman’s secret chemical division has synthesized an aphrodisiac of the highest quality. If your crush does not return your affection, all you have to do is serve them this concoction, and they … Continue reading Thirsty for Love: A Love Potion for Your Valentine’s Day

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How to Get Somebody to Break Up With You

Emma Sawatzky, Staff Writer February 14, 2024 By the time February rolls around, love is in the air, and conversation heart candy is back in style. The good news? You’re finally in a relationship for Valentine’s Day. The bad news? You would do anything to get out of it. Young love isn’t what it’s cracked up to be, and you’re just itching to break free … Continue reading How to Get Somebody to Break Up With You

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113-5, Student Life

Nobles’ Best Bromances

Matt Anderson, Layout Manager, and Gavin Lin, Layout Staff February 14, 2024 At Nobles, it’s not hard to find those dynamic bromance duos that seem connected like brothers. They are almost always inseparable and can light up a room with their laughter, making others smile because of their friendship. At Nobles, there are plenty of bromances that we could talk about, but here are a … Continue reading Nobles’ Best Bromances

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Resurrecting Romance 101

Nathan Nozea, Staff Writer February 14, 2024 Valentine’s Day is upon us! For Nobles, this means that the hallways are lined with flowers, as students eagerly receive their long-awaited roses from their friends or significant others. Yet, despite the feeling of love in the air, students may find some of their peers in a solemn mood. To these select few, Valentine’s Day is a reminder … Continue reading Resurrecting Romance 101

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