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Duping Dawdlers: How to Combat Slow Walking at Nobles

Duping Dawdlers: How to Combat Slow Walking at Nobles

March 24, 2024

Owen Harrington, Staff Writer March 8, 2024 Despite the introduction of the infamous “soft start” this year, students often find themselves running through the halls to arrive at class in the...

Rodent Rampage: Nobles’ Infamous Mice Takeover

Rodent Rampage: Nobles’ Infamous Mice Takeover

March 21, 2024

Eva Yu, Staff Writer March 8, 2024 As the sun dips below the horizon, a peculiar transformation unfolds within the hallowed halls of Shattuck and the shadowy recesses of Henderson. While students...

The Truth Behind Hydration: Analyzing Your Bottled Identity

The Truth Behind Hydration: Analyzing Your Bottled Identity

March 21, 2024

Kate McLaughlin, Staff Writer March 8, 2024 In today’s hyper-branded society, where consumer goods are all the rage and others’ opinions are just as influential, there is one item that says...

NYT Games: Mental Stimulation or Major Distraction?

NYT Games: Mental Stimulation or Major Distraction?

March 21, 2024

Morgan Gibson, Staff Writer March 8, 2024 In recent months, New York Times (NYT) games have taken the Nobles community by storm. Though back in the day, CoolMathGames were all the rage, NYT games...

A Survival Guide to a Lonely Valentine's Day

A Survival Guide to a Lonely Valentine’s Day

February 19, 2024

Kate McLaughlin, Staff Writer February 14, 2024 Being single can hit hard this time of year. Deprived of chocolate hearts and rose bouquets, nobody wants to spend Valentine's Day alone. Still, singles...

How to Properly Beg Your Ex to Give Back the Insanely Expensive Collectors Edition Porsche 911 LEGO Set That You Got Them Last Valentine's Day 

How to Properly Beg Your Ex to Give Back the Insanely Expensive Collectors Edition Porsche 911 LEGO Set That You Got Them Last Valentine’s Day 

February 19, 2024

Sienna Robertson, Staff Writer February 14, 2024 A common issue during Valentine's Day is the inability to get those gifts back from someone you THOUGHT was the one, but you just weren’t meant...

Thirsty for Love: A Love Potion for Your Valentine's Day

Thirsty for Love: A Love Potion for Your Valentine’s Day

February 19, 2024

Eli Schotland, Staff Writer February 14, 2024 Love is difficult. We’ve all been there. Anyone who claims never to have struggled with the pangs of unrequited love is lying. Weep no further! The...

How to Get Somebody to Break Up With You

How to Get Somebody to Break Up With You

February 19, 2024

Emma Sawatzky, Staff Writer February 14, 2024 By the time February rolls around, love is in the air, and conversation heart candy is back in style. The good news? You’re finally in a relationship...

Resurrecting Romance 101

Resurrecting Romance 101

February 19, 2024

Nathan Nozea, Staff Writer February 14, 2024 Valentine's Day is upon us! For Nobles, this means that the hallways are lined with flowers, as students eagerly receive their long-awaited roses from...

Unraveling the Middle School Madness

Unraveling the Middle School Madness

February 13, 2024

Nathan Nozea, Staff Writer February 9, 2024 The Middle School. To those in the Upper School, it is a distant dream, a haven free from the unfathomable pain and horrors of high school. A place where...

The Nobleman’s Guide To Surviving The Cold

The Nobleman’s Guide To Surviving The Cold

February 13, 2024

Jonathan Tillen, Layout Staff February 9, 2024 As New England winter fully settles over the Nobles campus, the season brings in the bitter temperatures that New England is so famous for. During...

Embracing the Absurdity of Frosty Fashion

Embracing the Absurdity of Frosty Fashion

February 13, 2024

Kate McLaughlin, Staff Writer February 9, 2024 As January brings the promise of change in the new year for so many hopeful individuals, students across the nation face one question: what can I wear...

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