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How To Get into College By Lying

How To Get into College By Lying

May 26, 2025

Chris Kan BOOM… KABLAMO! The College Essay strikes fear in the hearts of all high schoolers. After proving that one is capable of attending college with grades and test scores, one must also prove...

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Trump: A Most Perfectest Future

May 26, 2025

Teja Hanumolu President Donald Trump recently unveiled a bold new policy agenda this week, promising to “Make America the Greatest Again” by September. As Nobles students return to campus in...

Spike Hard, Die Young

Spike Hard, Die Young

May 26, 2025

Ruby Delinsky The clocks strike 9:35. The war cry of backpacks zipping echoes throughout campus. The Beach prepares for yet another day of battle. Students flow out of Henderson, Shattuck, Baker,...

How to Prompose Like a Pro

How to Prompose Like a Pro

May 26, 2025

Brenna Thomas As that fateful Tuesday night steadily approaches and the halls fill with talk of dresses, dates, and decorations, many upperclassmen find themselves in a state of sheer terror. A lot...

Goodnight Nobles

Goodnight Nobles

May 26, 2025

Leah Farb In the Castle, its stones and its windows aglow, The halls filled with the chatter of a lunchtime flow Plates full of pizza and churros stacked with care Bright laughter, quick...

The (Nick)name Game

The (Nick)name Game

May 1, 2025

Teja Hanumolu Abraham Lincoln, Giannis Antetokounmpo, Beyoncé, Dwayne Johnson. What do all these figures have in common? While they may dominate in history, music, sports, and entertainment, their...

Detours Ahead! A How-To On Distracting Teachers

Detours Ahead! A How-To On Distracting Teachers

May 1, 2025

Blakeny Johnston As we approach the end of the fourth quarter, students are tired of school. They want to be outside, they want to play on the beach, and most importantly, they are done...

What Beats Beat the Blues

What Beats Beat the Blues

May 1, 2025

Leah Farb At 8:43 p.m. on January 17, I disembarked the ski bus after a frigid practice (that went 15 minutes over). I then realized that I had gotten to school late that morning, and I had parked...

Drafting the Beach’s Best 

Drafting the Beach’s Best 

May 1, 2025

Blake Dinwoodey When the spring sunshine starts to peek out after the gloomy, seemingly endless winter, many Nobles students will instantly flock to the Beach. While almost everyone will try their...

The Guide to the Guide

The Guide to the Guide

April 11, 2025

Chris Kan Every student at Nobles has read The Guide cover to cover—it truly is one of the great literary works of our time. As co-authors describe in the epigraph of the 2024–-2025 edition,...

Stewie’s Guide to Hockey Slang

Stewie’s Guide to Hockey Slang

April 11, 2025

Blakeny Johnston As we return from break, the days are longer, the sun is out, and seniors are hitting The Beach with their “sack” games. This change in the weather marks the true close to the...

An Inside Look into Gen Z’s Dating App

An Inside Look into Gen Z’s Dating App

April 11, 2025

Leah Farb Thanks to Snapchat, finding a significant other has never been easier, but what are the norms when it comes to meeting and talking to someone over Snapchat? Due to Quick Add, a feature...

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