“I was walking between periods to go from a meeting to a class, and I was going to drop a player to pick up another. I accidentally dropped Baker Mayfield, and my phone was going nuts during the whole...
If you were to ask, “What are Nobles students most afraid of?” a study reports that 16 out of every 17 students would report that it is getting their worst angle broadcast on the Nobles Instagram....
Do you remember the AI-generated images Dr. Hall presented at assembly last year of Shattuck Reimagined? You likely noticed Tobias Rabinovich, donning a red hoodie with short sleeves and lurking in the...
For many Nobles students, Friday Night Lights (FNL) is the highlight of the fall season. With roaring student sections, electrifying games, and sheer Nobles athletic dominance, it may seem as though this...
The performative male outbreak at Nobles has been on the rise recently. From Lister to Lawrence, these men roam campus, hoping to catch the attention of any girl who may find them interesting. Originating...
Some mysteries in life remain unresolved. Why do we dream? Why is every clock in every P.D. classroom always off? And most pressing of all, why is fluffy hair so damn popular? Out of nowhere, the ever-so-average...
Brenna Thomas
As that fateful Tuesday night steadily approaches and the halls fill with talk of dresses, dates, and decorations, many upperclassmen find themselves in a state of sheer terror. A lot...
Chris Kan
BOOM… KABLAMO! The College Essay strikes fear in the hearts of all high schoolers. After proving that one is capable of attending college with grades and test scores, one must also prove...
Teja Hanumolu
President Donald Trump recently unveiled a bold new policy agenda this week, promising to “Make America the Greatest Again” by September. As Nobles students return to campus in...
Ruby Delinsky
The clocks strike 9:35. The war cry of backpacks zipping echoes throughout campus. The Beach prepares for yet another day of battle. Students flow out of Henderson, Shattuck, Baker,...
Leah Farb
In the Castle, its stones and its windows aglow,
The halls filled with the chatter of a lunchtime flow
Plates full of pizza and churros stacked with care
Bright laughter, quick...
Teja Hanumolu
Abraham Lincoln, Giannis Antetokounmpo, Beyoncé, Dwayne Johnson. What do all these figures have in common? While they may dominate in history, music, sports, and entertainment, their...
