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Fantasy Football Creates and Keeps Friendships at Nobles

Fantasy Football Creates and Keeps Friendships at Nobles

Henry McLane, Staff Writer October 10, 2025

“I was walking between periods to go from a meeting to a class, and I was going to drop a player to pick up another. I accidentally dropped Baker Mayfield, and my phone was going nuts during the whole...

Ben Heider photographing working students

Hiding from Heider

Seynabou Seck, Staff Writer October 10, 2025

If you were to ask, “What are Nobles students most afraid of?” a study reports that 16 out of every 17 students would report that it is getting their worst angle broadcast on the Nobles Instagram....

A graphic of the mysterious “red shirt kid” featured in the computer-generated pictures of the Shattuck renovation

The Red Hoodie Legend

Phoebe Triant, Staff Writer October 10, 2025

Do you remember the AI-generated images Dr. Hall presented at assembly last year of Shattuck Reimagined? You likely noticed Tobias Rabinovich, donning a red hoodie with short sleeves and lurking in the...

The Future of Nobles Athletics Lies in the Trails

The Future of Nobles Athletics Lies in the Trails

William Grace, Staff Writer October 10, 2025

For many Nobles students, Friday Night Lights (FNL) is the highlight of the fall season. With roaring student sections, electrifying games, and sheer Nobles athletic dominance, it may seem as though this...

Christian Eckford (Class III) reading feminist literature in jorts with headphones on

Advice From Performative Males

Grace Curran, Staff Writer October 10, 2025

The performative male outbreak at Nobles has been on the rise recently. From Lister to Lawrence, these men roam campus, hoping to catch the attention of any girl who may find them interesting. Originating...

Left to right: Lucas Cornwell (Class III), Anders Lewis (Class III), and Luciano Fiutak (Class IV)

Is Fluffy Hair to Stay?

Ricardo Watkins, Staff Writer October 10, 2025

Some mysteries in life remain unresolved. Why do we dream? Why is every clock in every P.D. classroom always off? And most pressing of all, why is fluffy hair so damn popular? Out of nowhere, the ever-so-average...

How to Prompose Like a Pro

How to Prompose Like a Pro

May 26, 2025

Brenna Thomas As that fateful Tuesday night steadily approaches and the halls fill with talk of dresses, dates, and decorations, many upperclassmen find themselves in a state of sheer terror. A lot...

How To Get into College By Lying

How To Get into College By Lying

May 26, 2025

Chris Kan BOOM… KABLAMO! The College Essay strikes fear in the hearts of all high schoolers. After proving that one is capable of attending college with grades and test scores, one must also prove...

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Trump: A Most Perfectest Future

May 26, 2025

Teja Hanumolu President Donald Trump recently unveiled a bold new policy agenda this week, promising to “Make America the Greatest Again” by September. As Nobles students return to campus in...

Spike Hard, Die Young

Spike Hard, Die Young

May 26, 2025

Ruby Delinsky The clocks strike 9:35. The war cry of backpacks zipping echoes throughout campus. The Beach prepares for yet another day of battle. Students flow out of Henderson, Shattuck, Baker,...

Goodnight Nobles

Goodnight Nobles

May 26, 2025

Leah Farb In the Castle, its stones and its windows aglow, The halls filled with the chatter of a lunchtime flow Plates full of pizza and churros stacked with care Bright laughter, quick...

The (Nick)name Game

The (Nick)name Game

May 1, 2025

Teja Hanumolu Abraham Lincoln, Giannis Antetokounmpo, Beyoncé, Dwayne Johnson. What do all these figures have in common? While they may dominate in history, music, sports, and entertainment, their...

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