Matt Anderson, Layout Manager
December 8, 2023
[Verse 1]
On the first day of Christmas, the Bulldawg sent to me
One month of no assembly.
[Verse 2]
On the second day of Christmas, the Bulldwag sent to me
Two Sweeny sisters and
One month of no assembly.
[Verse 3]
On the third day of Christmas, the Bulldawg sent to me
Three football wins
Two Sweeny sisters and
One month of no assembly.
[Verse 4]
On the fourth day of Christmas, the Bulldawg sent to me
Four quarter tests
Three football wins
Two Sweeny sisters and
One month of no assembly.
[Verse 5]
On the fifth day of Christmas, the Bulldawg sent to me
Five winter sports
Four quarter tests
Three football wins
Two Sweeny sisters and
One month of no assembly.
[Verse 6]
On the sixth day of Christmas, the Bulldawg sent to me
Six Marchant dress codes
Five winter sports
Four quarter tests
Three football wins
Two Sweeny sisters and
One month of no assembly.
[Verse 7]
On the seventh day of Christmas, the Bulldwag sent to me
Seven days a-cycle
Six Marchant dress codes
Five winter sports
Four quarter tests
Three football wins
Two Sweeny sisters and
One month of no assembly.
[Verse 8]
On the eighth day of Christmas, the Bulldwag sent to me
Eight Shrisays sneezing
Seven days a-cycle
Six Marchant dress codes
Five winter sports
Four quarter tests
Three football wins
Two Sweeny sisters and
One month of no assembly.
[Verse 9]
On the ninth day of Christmas, the Bulldwag sent to me
Nine Wills a-strumming
Eight Shrisays sneezing
Seven days a-cycle
Six Marchant dress codes
Five winter sports
Four quarter tests
Three football wins
Two Sweeny sisters and
One month of no assembly.
[Verse 10]
On the tenth day of Christmas, the Bulldwag sent to me
Ten ovations standing
Nine Shrisay’s sneezing
Eight Will’s a-strumming
Seven days a-cycle
Six Marchant dress codes
Five winter sports
Four quarter tests
Three football wins
Two Sweeny sisters and
One month of no assembly.
[Verse 11]
On the eleventh day of Christmas, the Bulldwag sent to me
Eleven dancers dancing
Ten ovations standing
Nine Shrisay’s sneezing
Eight Will’s a-strumming
Seven days a-cycle
Six Marchant dress codes
Five winter sports
Four quarter tests
Three football wins
Two Sweeny sisters and
One month of no assembly.
[Verse 12]
On the twelfth day of Christmas, the Bulldwag sent to me
Twelve snowball launchers
Eleven dancers dancing
Ten ovations standing
Nine Shrisay’s sneezing
Eight Will’s a-strumming
Seven days a-cycle
Six Marchant dress codes
Five winter sports
Four quarter tests
Three football wins
Two Sweeny sisters and
One month of no assembly.
(Graphic Credit: Zack Mittelstadt)
