How To Get Away With Snack Stealing

by Anna Perez, Staff Writer, March 2021
Taking snacks from the Castle table is definitely the most nerve-wracking aspect of lunch. Is everyone in line judging me for just taking Oreos and Pringles instead of fruit? Are the Flik staff going to get mad at me for taking extra bags of fruit snacks? What if my bag breaks open and everyone sees the ungodly amount of chips I’ve hoarded? These are the daily thoughts of the average Nobles student (or faculty member) at the Castle. Lucky for you, I have compiled a list of the best strategies to take as many snacks as you want without worry!
The fear of being judged for taking snacks is real, but I hope that you find some comfort in hearing that you aren’t alone, and that there are ways to get extra snacks without being ashamed. If you employ one of my strategies and it works for you, I hope you will let me know. If it doesn’t work, please keep that to yourself, as The Nobleman has a reputation to uphold. Now that you are fully equipped with strategies, go forth and embrace your destiny! Steal some snacks!